Mama, Gots Cow

E-mazing. The internet. Been pokering a lot. Hate the 'net. 'Nuff sayed.

Alcohol: Does it remove memories or relive them? One would say, it helps you forget. In "Reign over me," the new Sandler/Cheadle flick, it makes him remember. All his efforts to forget are through willpower, and when he drinks, he remembers.

So what happens when I drink? Or YOU drink? If inhibitions are used to store memories away, what do you think aboot? If alcohol makes someone forget ... what did YOU want to forget?

Drinks to days ratio: Well more than one.
Words to drinking ratio: Well less than one.

Louisville, Colo.

Rememgoogleber: v. the act of, whilst reading an e-mail, looking up information from that e-mail so that you can respond intelligently to it.

Remember this word, someday it'll be real!

Marquette men lost; Marquette women won. Women FTW!!! And Vijay Singh won. Kudos. And the Avalanche won. Boo ya. Four more points!

Happy Day After St. Patrick's Day!

Alcoholic beverages to days ratio: 0.778
Words to days ratio, same period: 68.333

Not in Wonderland Anymore

I think this whole thing is a waste of time, and the Internet too. Someday, though, it could be my job. And someday, I'm sure, it'll be gone, permanently, into the ether.

I hope it happens in my lifetime. Then I will dance for joy, scream praises to the heavens and explore the wide, wide world of reality once again.

Days sans alcohol: 3.
Words written in same period: 0.